Movie Quote of the Day – 21 Jump Street, 2012 (dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller)
Captain Dickson: Rule number two. Burns?
Burns: Do not have sexual relations with students or teachers, sir.
Captain Dickson: You hear that? That’s you. Don’t do it, man.
Captain Dickson: Keep that dirty dick in your pants. Don’t fuck no students, don’t fuck no teachers. . .
Schmidt: Sir, I know we come off as a couple of lady-killers, but I promise you, we will be super professional on the job. . .
Captain Dickson: Clearly I wasn’t talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherfucker. I was talking to your partner here. Fake-ass Handsome McGee. When I’m talking to him, I’m talking to him. When I say “shut the fuck up,” I’m talking to you.
Posted on December 20, 2012, in Movie Quote of the Day and tagged 2012, 21 Jump Street, Channing Tatum, Chris Miller, Ice Cube, Jonah Hill, Michael Bacall, Patrick Hasburgh, Phil Lord, Stephen J. Cannell, Valerie Tian. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.