Movie Quote of the Day – 21 Jump Street, 2012 (dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller)


Captain Dickson: Rule number two. Burns?
Burns: Do not have sexual relations with students or teachers, sir.
Captain Dickson: You hear that? That’s you. Don’t do it, man.
Jenko: What?
Captain Dickson: Keep that dirty dick in your pants. Don’t fuck no students, don’t fuck no teachers. . .
Schmidt: Sir, I know we come off as a couple of lady-killers, but I promise you, we will be super professional on the job. . .
Captain Dickson: Clearly I wasn’t talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherfucker. I was talking to your partner here. Fake-ass Handsome McGee. When I’m talking to him, I’m talking to him. When I say “shut the fuck up,” I’m talking to you.

About Marya E. Gates

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Posted on December 20, 2012, in Movie Quote of the Day and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

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