Doug: You know, it takes a lot of nerve to spend a beautiful evening with someone and then never call them again.
Peter: Doug, I can explain.
Doug: I just wish I could take back that kiss.
Doug: Because I felt something that I haven’t felt in years, and now I know it was the taste of betrayal.
Peter: It wasn’t the taste of betrayal!
Doug: It was the taste of betrayal.
Peter: No, it really wasn’t.
Doug: It was the taste of betrayal, you fucking whore.
Doug: Good day.
Sarah Marshall: It got really hard to keep taking care of you when you stopped taking care of yourself. I tried to get you out of the house. I tried to get you off your little island you love so much – the couch. You didn’t want to see the light of day. God, there was one week when you wore sweatpants. . .every day.
Peter Bretter: Oh, you know what, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would have been fine, but because they were Costco brand, it’s the worst thing I could do.