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Movie Quote of the Day – Office Space, 1999 (dir. Mike Judge)


Milton Waddams:  And I said, I. . .I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and–
Peter Gibbons: Okay, Milton.
Milton Waddams: Oh, no, it’s not okay because if they, if they take my, my stapler, then I’ll, I’ll have to. . .I’ll set the building on fire.
Peter Gibbons: Okay, that sounds great. I’ll talk to you later, alright? Bye.