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Movie Quote of the Day – Hairspray, 2007 (dir. Adam Shankman)


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Velma Von Tussle: You don’t need those. . . to see what’s under these clothes.
Wilbur Turnblad: There’s a product that really works ’cause these are phony as a three dollar bill.
Velma Von Tussle: Incredible! I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf… and you would remain completely obtuse.
Wilbur Turnblad: Obtuse.
Velma Von Tussle: Yes, obtuse.
Wilbur Turnblad: I flunked geometry.
Velma Von Tussle: Yeah, well-and biology too, no doubt!
Wilbur Turnblad: Yeah.

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Movie Quote of the Day – Spaceballs, 1987 (dir. Mel Brooks)


Radar Technician:  The radar, sir, it appears to be. . .jammed!
Dark Helmet: Jammed? [tastes it] Raspberry!