Movie Quote of the Day – Raising Helen, 2004 (dir. Garry Marshall)
Audrey Davis: Aunt Jenny? What are you doing here? How did you find me?
Jenny Portman: You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car.
Jenny Portman: Stay! Ten -…
Audrey Davis: You’re not my mother, if you haven’t noticed!
Jenny Portman: No! But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don’t get in that car now! Seven, six…
BZ: But we’re not ready to go yet.
Jenny Portman: Oh, you’re not ready? Well… Well, are you ready for this?
[Jenny who is pregnant motions to her stomach]
Jenny Portman: I don’t think so. Are you ready to be a parent? I don’t think so!
Jenny Portman: [to Audrey] Four, three…
Audrey Davis: Are you happy? You’ve just ruined my entire life!
Jenny Portman: Well, we’ll fix it later! Two…
[back to BZ]
Jenny Portman: You!
BZ: Chill out, Mommy.
Jenny Portman: Hey!
BZ: It’s all good.
Jenny Portman: Don’t you talk to me like that!
BZ: It’s just a prom.
Jenny Portman: You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth’s core will incinerate your sorry ass! Do you understand me?
BZ: Yes, ma’am.
Jenny Portman: By the way, you’re not a bad person, but this is very bad behavior. Very bad behavior.
Posted on October 22, 2010, in Movie Quote of the Day and tagged 2004, Garry Marshall, Hayden Panettiere, Jack Amiel, Joan Cusack, Michael Begler, Michael Esparza, Raising Helen. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.