Category Archives: Movie Quote of the Day
Movie Quote of the Day – Bruce Almighty, 2003 (dir. Tom Shadyac)
Bruce: Who are you?
God: I’m the one. The Divine Being. Alpha and Omega.
Bruce: Oh, I see where this is going.
God: Bruce… I’m God.
Bruce: Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer? Our survey says… God! Bing bing bing bing bing! Well, it was nice to meet you, God. Thank you for the Grand Canyon, and good luck with the Apocalypse. Oh, and by the way, you SUCK!
Movie Quote of the Day – Million Dollar Baby, 2004 (dir. Clint Eastwood)
Frankie Dunn: So, it’s your birthday, huh? How old does that make you?
Maggie Fitzgerald: I’m 32, Mr. Dunn, and I’m here celebrating the fact that I spent another year scraping dishes and waitressing which is what I’ve been doing since 13, and according to you, I’ll be 37 before I can even throw a decent punch, which I have to admit, after working on this speed bag for a month, may be the God’s simple truth. Other truth is, my brother’s in prison, my sister cheats on welfare by pretending one of her babies is still alive, my daddy’s dead, and my momma weighs 312lbs. If I was thinking straight, I’d go back home, find a used trailer, buy a deep fryer and some oreos. Problem is, this the only thing I ever felt good doing. If I’m too old for this, then I got nothing. That enough truth to suit you?
Movie Quote of the Day – His Girl Friday, 1940 (dir. Howard Hawks)
Walter Burns: There’s been a lamp burning in the window for ya, honey… here.
Hildy Johnson: Oh, I jumped out that window a long time ago.
Movie Quote of the Day – The Devil is a Woman, 1935 (dir. Josef von Sternberg)
Antonio Galvan: You’re a very beautiful woman. It’s easy to see why men should lose their heads over you.
Concha Perez: Is it easy?
Movie Quote of the Day – The Outlaw Josey Wales, 1976 (dir. Clint Eastwood)
Laura Lee: Kansas was all golden and smelled like sunshine.
Josey Wales: Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.
Movie Quote of the Day – Gremlins 2: The New Batch, 1990 (dir. Joe Dante)
Dr. Catheter: Cute, isn’t it?
Martin: We’re not sure if that is genetic. No.
Lewis: Oh no, we’re not. No, no.
Movie Quote of the Day – Jackie Brown, 1997 (dir. Quentin Tarantino)
Jackie Brown: Max, how do you feel about getting old?
Max Cherry: You’re not old. You look great.
Movie Quote of the Day – Six Days Seven Nights, 1998 (dir. Ivan Reitman)
Quinn: They come here looking for the magic, hoping to find romance, when they can’t find it anywhere else.
Robin: Maybe they will.
Quinn: It’s an island, babe. If you didn’t bring it here, you won’t find it here.
Movie Quote of the Day – Up In Smoke, 1978 (dir. Lou Adler)
Pedro De Pacas: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Anthony “Man” Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man.
Pedro De Pacas: Yeah?
Anthony “Man” Stoner: But it’s got some Labrador in it.
Pedro De Pacas: What’s Labrador?
Anthony “Man” Stoner: It’s dog shit.
Pedro De Pacas: What?
Anthony “Man” Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man.
Pedro De Pacas: Yeah?
Anthony “Man” Stoner: So I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog’s mind.
Pedro De Pacas: You mean we’re smokin’ dog shit, man?
Anthony “Man” Stoner: Gets ya high, don’t it? I think it’s even better than before, you know?
Pedro De Pacas: I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.
Movie Quote of the Day – Cloud Atlas, 2012 (dir. Tom Tykwer, Lilly Wachowski and Lana Wachowski)
Robert Frobisher: Sixsmith. I climb the steps of the Scot monument every morning and all becomes clear. Wish I could make you see this brightness. Don’t worry, all is well. All is so perfectly, damnably well. I understand now that boundaries between noise and sound are conventions. All boundaries are conventions, waiting to be transcended. One may transcend any convention if only one can first conceive of doing so. Moments like this, I can feel your heart beating as clearly as I feel my own, and I know that separation is an illusion. My life extends far beyond the limitations of me.
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