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Movie Quote of the Day – Patch Adams, 1998 (dir. Tom Shadyac)


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Board Doctor: What if one of your patients had died?
Patch Adams: What’s wrong with death, sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can’t we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity and decency and, God forbid, maybe even humor? Death is not the enemy, gentlemen. If we’re gonna fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all–indifference. Now, I’ve sat in your schools and heard people lecture on transference and professional distance. Transference is inevitable, sir. Every human being has an impact on another. Why don’t we want that in a patient/doctor relationship? That’s why I’ve listened to your teachings, and I believe they’re wrong. A doctor’s mission should be not just to prevent death but also to improve the quality of life. That’s why you treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you win, no matter what the outcome.

Movie Quote of the Day – Bruce Almighty, 2003 (dir. Tom Shadyac)


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Bruce: Who are you?
God: I’m the one. The Divine Being. Alpha and Omega.
Bruce: Oh, I see where this is going.
God: Bruce… I’m God.
Bruce: Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer? Our survey says… God! Bing bing bing bing bing! Well, it was nice to meet you, God. Thank you for the Grand Canyon, and good luck with the Apocalypse. Oh, and by the way, you SUCK!

Movie Quote of the Day – Liar Liar, 1997 (dir. Tom Shadyac)


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Fletcher: Thank you. Now let’s see. . .weight 105? Yeah, in your bra.
Dana: Your honor, I object.
Fletcher: You would!
Dana: Bastard!
Fletcher: Hag!
Judge Stevens: QUIET! Overruled! Weight?
Samantha: 118. . .alright, fine, fine, I’m 127.