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Movie Quote of the Day – Skin Deep, 1989 (dir. Blake Edwards)


Zach: What would you do if I told you I’ve been celibate for six months?
Alex: Cross my legs.

Movie Quote of the Day – Switch, 1991 (dir. Blake Edwards)


Amanda Brooks: So tell me, what adjective would you say best describes him?
Denise: Asshole.
Amanda Brooks: That could also be a noun.
Denise: Major asshole.

Movie Quote of the Day – S.O.B., 1981 (dir. Blake Edwards)

Felix Farmer: Alright, writers! Writers! Who wrote Last Tango? Culley!
Tim Culley: Beats me.
Felix Farmer: My God, Culley! Neither one of us knows who wrote Last Tango!
Tim Culley: I hated it. I can never remember the names of people who perpetrate something I hate.
Felix Farmer: But that’s the trouble, don’t you see? I hated it too!
Tim Culley: In my opinion, a discretionary judgement.
Felix Farmer: But we’re wrong, Culley. That’s what they want! That’s where it’s at!
Tim Culley: It’s been my experience that every time I think I know “where it’s at,” it’s usually somewhere else.

From The Warner Archive: Three by Blake Edwards

Later this year writer/director and comedic impresario Blake Edwards would have celebrated his 90th birthday. In celebration of this occasion, the Warner Archive has released three of his later comic gems: 1981’s S.O.B., 1982’s Victor Victoria and 1989’s Skin Deep. While these are all just re-releases and not remasters, the picture quality is wonderful on all three. There’s also great special features and subtitles – something lacking on many of the Warner Archive’s releases.

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Movie Quote of the Day – Breakfast at Tiffany’s, 1961 (dir. Blake Edwards)

Paul Varjak: You know what’s wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You’re chicken, you’ve got no guts. You’re afraid to stick out your chin and say, “Okay, life’s a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that’s the only chance anybody’s got for real happiness.” You call yourself a free spirit, a “wild thing,” and you’re terrified somebody’s gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you’re already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it’s not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It’s wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself. [takes out the ring and throws it in Holly’s lap] Here. I’ve been carrying this thing around for months. I don’t want it anymore.

Movie Quote of the Day – The Party, 1968 (dir. Blake Edwards)

Michele Monet: You were saying something about a saying. What is it?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: “Wisdom is the province of the aged but the heart of a child is pure.”
Michele Monet: That’s very pretty. I’m not sure I know what it means.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: Neither do I.

Movie Quote of the Day – Days of Wine and Roses, 1962 (dir. Blake Edwards)

Kirsten: I don’t see how you can drink like that, right out of the bottle. It must taste awful.
Joe: Well, anything worth having is worth suffering for. Isn’t it?

Movie Quote of the Day – Victor Victoria, 1982 (dir. Blake Edwards)

Norma: I think that the right woman could reform you.
Toddy: You know, I think that the right woman could reform you, too.

Movie Quote of the Day -The Pink Panther Strikes Again, 1976 (dir. Blake Edwards)

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.