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Movie Quote of the Day – Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion, 1997 (dir. David Mirkin)

Romy: Hey, um, great suit. Is that an Armani?
Suit Salesman: Yes. Yes, it is.
Romy: I thought so. So, what do you do?
Suit Salesman: I’m a suit salesman.
Romy: Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.

Movie Quote of the Day – Heartbreakers, 2001 (dir. David Mirkin)

Jack’s Mother: Uh, what is it you do, Mr. Staggliano?
Vinny Staggliano: College professor.
Jack’s Mother: Oh! Uh, what do you teach?
Vinny Staggliano: College stuff. What are you, a fucking cop?