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Movie Quote of the Day – The Little Rascals, 1994 (dir. Penelope Spheeris)


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Stymie: Why don’t go make up with him, Alfalfa? You guys have been friends since you were one.
Alfalfa: He started it!
Stymie: And you should finish it. You’re a team, like Bert and Ernie. Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli. At least go talk to him. What could it cost?
Spanky: You mean, besides my dignity and pride?
Stymie: All I know is, you only make a once-in-a-lifetime buddy, once in a lifetime.

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Movie Quote of the Day – Liar Liar, 1997 (dir. Tom Shadyac)


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Fletcher: Thank you. Now let’s see. . .weight 105? Yeah, in your bra.
Dana: Your honor, I object.
Fletcher: You would!
Dana: Bastard!
Fletcher: Hag!
Judge Stevens: QUIET! Overruled! Weight?
Samantha: 118. . .alright, fine, fine, I’m 127.

Movie Quote of the Day – Heartbreakers, 2001 (dir. David Mirkin)


Jack’s Mother: Uh, what is it you do, Mr. Staggliano?
Vinny Staggliano: College professor.
Jack’s Mother: Oh! Uh, what do you teach?
Vinny Staggliano: College stuff. What are you, a fucking cop?