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Movie Quote of the Day – Kung Fu Panda, 2008 (dir. Mark Osborne, John Stevenson)


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Mr. Ping: The secret ingredient is… nothing!
Po: Huh?
Mr. Ping: You heard me. Nothing! There is no secret ingredient.
Po: Wait, wait. . .it’s just plain old noodle soup? You don’t add some kind of special sauce or something?
Mr. Ping: Don’t have to. To make something special you just have to believe it’s special.
Po: There is no secret ingredient. . .

Movie Quote of the Day – School of Rock, 2003 (dir. Richard Linklater)


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Dewey Finn: Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world? Billy?
Billy: You.
Dewey Finn: Billy, we’ve already told me off. Let’s move on.
Billy: You’re tacky and I hate you!
Dewey Finn: Okay, you see me after class!

Movie Quote of the Day – Shallow Hal, 2001 (dir. Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly)


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Hal: Let me ask you something. Who is the all-time love of your life?
Mauricio: [ponders] Wonder Woman.
Hal: Okay. . .let’s say Wonder Woman falls in love with you. And everyone else in the world didn’t find her attractive.
Mauricio: It wouldn’t matter. Because I know they’d be wrong.
Hal: See! That’s what I had with Rosemary! I saw a knockout, I don’t care what anybody else saw!
Mauricio: I hadn’t thought about it that way. I guess I really did screw you, huh?