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Movie Quote of the Day – Pain & Gain, 2013 (dir. Michael Bay)


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Paul Doyle: Why’d you make me do that to you, Victor? I have responsibilities! Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts! One of them is knocking someone the fuck out!

 

Movie Quote of the Day – The Rock, 1996 (dir. Michael Bay)


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Agent Paxton: Congratulations, Dr. Goodspeed. You did it.
Dr. Stanley Goodspeed: Thank you, sir.
Agent Paxton: You know, for a while there, I didn’t think you were going to make it. Well done, son. So where’s Mason?
Dr. Stanley Goodspeed: Vaporized. Blown out to sea.
Agent Paxton: Blown out to sea, huh?
Dr. Stanley Goodspeed: Yeah.
Agent Paxton: Poor bastard.
Director Womack: Goodspeed, where’s Mason? Where’s his body? I wanna see that son of a bitch!
Agent Paxton: Vaporized, sir. Excuse me, gentlemen.
Director Womack: What? Vaporized? A body can vaporize?
Dr. Stanley Goodspeed: Oh, yeah! Absolutely, sir.

Movie Quote of the Day – Pearl Harbor, 2001 (dir. Michael Bay)


Lt. Gooz Wood: I got a girlfriend.
[awkward beat]
Lt. Billy Thompson: That’s great.

Movie Quote of the Day – Armageddon, 1998 (dir. Michael Bay)


Rockhound: [looking through Rorschach inkblots; to the male psychologist] This one looks like you. . .*with* breasts.