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Movie Quote of the Day – American Pie, 1999 (dir. Paul Weitz, Chris Weitz)


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Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Oz: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Oz: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald’s or homemade?

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Movie Quote of the Day – Antz, 1998 (dir. Eric Darnell, Tim Johnson)


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Bala: Why are you stalking me? Don’t you realize that I’m out of your league?
Z: You’re the one who was cruising the worker bar looking for a little action. And you just happened to find it. . .the swarthy, earthy, sensual worker.
Bala: Please. I was slumming it. Don’t you get it? I chose you because you were the most pathetic little bug in the joint.
Z: I was gonna let you become part of my most erotic fantasies. But now, you can forget that.

Movie Quote of the Day – About A Boy, 2002 (dir. Chris Weitz, Paul Weitz)


Marcus: I was only trying to feed it.
Will: What’s that floating in the water next to it? Is that. . .is that your mum’s bread? Bloody hell, Marcus, you didn’t have to throw the whole loaf; that would have killed me.