Category Archives: Movie Quote of the Day

Movie Quote of the Day – Darling, 1965 (dir. John Schlesinger)

Diana Scott: Imagine if…
Miles Brand: What?
Diana Scott: It took three.
Miles Brand: Took three?
Diana Scott: Sexes. To make a child.
Miles Brand: Very entertaining.
Diana Scott: Everything would be different, wouldn’t it, quite different, with three sexes.
Miles Brand: Haven’t we got enough problems with two?

Movie Quote of the Day – Singin’ in the Rain, 1952 (dir. Stanley Donen, Gene Kelly)

Lina Lamont: Oh Donny! You couldn’t kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy, weensy bit!
Don Lockwood: Meet the greatest actor in the world! I’d rather kiss a tarantula.
Lina Lamont: You don’t mean that.
Don Lockwood: I don’t – – Hey Joe, bring me a tarantula.

Movie Quote of the Day – Stardust, 2007 (dir. Matthew Vaughn)

Captain Shakespeare: Yvaine. . .I know what you are.  [beat] Have no fear, no-one on this vessel will harm you, but there are plenty who would. Your emotions give you away, Yvaine. You must learn to control them. You’ve been glowing more brightly every day and I think you know why.
Yvaine: Of course I know why I’m glowing. I’m a star! And what the stars do best?
Captain Shakespeare: Well, certainly not the waltz.

Movie Quote of the Day – The Ex-Mrs. Bradford, 1936 (dir. Stephen Roberts)

Nick Martel: I didn’t know you went in for opening safes, Doc.
Dr. Lawrence Bradford: Oh, we surgeons open anything.

Movie Quote of the Day – Doctor Zhivago, 1965 (dir. David Lean)

Lara: Wouldn’t it have been lovely if we’d met before?
Zhivago: Before we did? Yes.
Lara: We’d have got married, had a house and children. If we’d had children, Yuri, would you like a boy or girl?
Zhivago: I think we may go mad if we think about all that.
Lara: I shall always think about it.

Movie Quote of the Day – The Big Easy, 1986 (dir. Jim McBride)

Anne Osborne: That’s okay. I never did have much luck with sex anyway.
Remy McSwain: Your luck’s about to change, cher.

Movie Quote of the Day – Vertigo, 1958 (dir. Alfred Hitchcock)

Scottie: What’s this doohickey?
Midge: It’s a brassiere! You know about those things, you’re a big boy now.
Scottie: I’ve never run across one like that.
Midge: It’s brand new. Revolutionary up-lift: No shoulder straps, no back straps, but it does everything a brassiere should do. Works on the principle of the cantilevered bridge.
Scottie: It does?
Midge: An aircraft engineer down in the peninsula designed it; he worked it out in his spare time.
Scottie: Kind of a hobby, a do-it-yourself kind of thing!

Movie Quote of the Day – The Conversation, 1974 (dir. Francis Ford Coppola)

Stan: It wouldn’t hurt if you filled me in a little bit every once in awhile. Did you ever think of that?
Harry Caul: It has nothing to do with me! And even less to do with you!
Stan: It’s curiosity! Did you ever hear of that? It’s just goddamn human nature!
Harry Caul: Listen, if there’s one sure fire rule that I have learned in this business is I don’t know anything about human nature. I don’t know anything about curiosity. That’s not part of what I do.

Movie Quote of the Day – Rain Man, 1988 (dir. Barry Levinson)

Charlie: Alright, Ray, all airlines. . .all airlines have crashed at one time or another, that doesn’t mean that they are not safe.
Raymond: Qantas.
Charlie: Qantas?
Raymond: Qantas never crashed.
Charlie: Qantas?!
Raymond: Never crashed.
Charlie: Oh that’s gonna do me a lot of good, Ray. You see, Qantas doesn’t fly to L.A. out of Cincinnati, you have to get to Melbourne! Melbourne. . .
Raymond: Australia.
Charlie: . . .Australia in order to get the plane that flies to Los Angeles!

Movie Quote of the Day – The Cabin In The Cotton, 1932 (dir. Michael Curtiz)

Madge: I’d like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.