Category Archives: Movie Quote of the Day

Movie Quote of the Day – The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek, 1944 (dir. Preston Sturges)

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Emmy Kockenlocker: Couldn’t you think of some bright way? You always have bright ideas.
Constable Edmund Kockenlocker: Listen, zipperpuss. Someday, they’re just gonna find your hair ribbon and an axe someplace. Nothing else. The mystery of Morgan’s Creek.
Trudy Kockenlocker: Papa, that’s really not being very helpful.
Constable Edmund Kockenlocker: Well, what do you want me to do, learn to knit?

Movie Quote of the Day – Beasts of the Southern Wild, 2012 (dir. Benh Zeitlin)

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Hushpuppy: Everybody loses the thing that made them. It’s even how it’s supposed to be in nature. The brave men stay and watch it happen, they don’t run.

Movie Quote of the Day – Lucky You, 2007 (dir. Curtis Hanson)

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Billie Offer: You know what I think? I think that everyone’s just trying not to be lonely.

Movie Quote of the Day – Bridesmaids, 2011 (dir. Paul Feig)

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Megan: You must be Annie’s fella. I’m Megan. It’s a pleasure.
Annie: He’s not. . .I’m not. . .He’s not. . .I’m not with him.
Megan: Sorry. All right. I’m glad he’s single, because I’m going to climb that like a tree.

Movie Quote of the Day – Nick of Time, 1995 (dir. John Badham)

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Mr. Smith: You got spunk. There was this guy, big guy, Irish-Italian, red face, black hair, jolly son of a bitch. Nobody could make me laugh like him. Made a science out of collecting jokes. Closed more bars together than I could count. He was a pal. I loved the crazy Mick. I’m not ashamed to say that, but he was a fuck-up. He had this image of himself. He thought he was a con man. Always trying to shave the edge. He was nickel and dime. I’ll always miss him. Tell me why.
Gene Watson: Tell you why what?
Mr. Smith: Tell me why I miss him.
Gene Watson: He’s dead?
Mr. Smith: That’s right. But tell me why.
Gene Watson: How do I know?
Mr. Smith: Tell me why he’s dead.
Gene Watson: ‘Cause you killed him.
Mr. Smith: That’s right. He fucked up once too often, so I put a bullet in his eye, two more to be sure. Now, that was somebody I loved. I loved him. But I got the call, I put him down like a sick animal. So if you got doubts about what’s gonna happen if you don’t deliver, let me tell you something. I’ll make gravy out of your little girl, just to season that black Irish cocksucker’s meat. You do what you’re supposed to do. You do it now.

Movie Quote of the Day – The Back-Up Plan, 2010 (dir. Alan Poul)

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Stan: I want to show you something.
Zoe: What is it?
Stan: It’s cheese.
Zoe: I can see that.
Stan: No, no, no, it’s new. I had this idea to use these two different types of goat’s milk to come up with something really unique. It’s sweet and sassy and complex. I was inspired.
Zoe: So what are you saying? I’m your cheese muse?
Stan: Yeah.

Movie Quote of the Day – Running On Empty, 1988 (dir. Sidney Lumet)

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Lorna: You are certifiable! What is this? Some sort of smart-ass joke? You’re taking cooking?
Michael: I want to learn how to cook.
Lorna: Yeah, right. You have some burning desire to learn how to make apple brown betty. . .
Michael: What are you doing here if you think so highly of it?
Lorna: Well, they wouldn’t let me take auto mechanics, and I didn’t have time to take the issue to the Supreme Court.

Movie Quote of the Day – Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould, 1993 (dir. François Girard)

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Glenn Gould: I don’t know what the effective ratio would be but I’ve always had a sort of intuition that for every hour you spend with other human beings, you need X number of hours alone. Now what that X represents, I don’t really know, whether it be 2 and 7/8ths or 7 and 2/8ths, but it’s a substantial ratio.

Movie Quote of the Day – The Year of Living Dangerously, 1982 (dir. Peter Weir)

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Guy Hamilton: Billy, you’re a professional. Is that pornography or art?
Billy Kwan: If it’s in focus, it’s pornography, if it’s out of focus, it’s art.

Movie Quote of the Day – The Fighter, 2010 (dir. David O. Russell)

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Alice Ward: Hello.
Mickey Ward: Alice, this is Charlene.
Charlene Fleming: Hi.
Alice Ward: I’ve heard a lot about you.
Charlene Fleming: Really? I’ve heard a lot about you, too.
Alice Ward: What’s that supposed to mean?
Charlene Fleming: Same thing you meant.