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Movie Quote of the Day – Jumpin’ Jack Flash, 1986 (dir. Penny Marshall)


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Terry Doolittle: Drag the river! There are killers running around the fucking city!
Detective: How would you like me to wash your mouth out with a wire brush?
Terry Doolittle: How would you like if I kicked you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your fucking nostrils?
Marty Phillips: My, that’s a vivid image, isn’t it?

Movie Quote of the Day – Alfie, 2004 (dir. Charles Shyer)


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Alfie: It seems to me the problems you worry yourself sick about never seem to materialize. It’s the ones that catch you unexpectedly on a Wednesday afternoon that knock you sideways.

Movie Quote of the Day – The Parent Trap, 1998 (dir. Nancy Meyers)


Hallie: You wanna know the *real* difference between us?
Annie: Let me see… I know how to fence and you don’t… Or I have class and you don’t. Take your pick.
Hallie: Why I oughta!

Movie Quote of the Day – Father of the Bride, 1991 (dir. Charles Shyer)


Stock Boy: Excuse me sir, what are you doing?
George: I’ll tell you what I’m doing. I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don’t need. So I am removing the superfluous buns.
Stock Boy: I’m sorry sir, but you’re going to have to pay for all twelve buns; they’re not marked individually.
George: Yeah. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don’t need rather than make a stink.
Assistant Manager of Supermarket: Get me security.
George: Well they’re not ripping of this nitwit anymore because I’m not paying for one more thing I don’t need. George Banks is saying NO!
Stock Boy: Who’s George Banks?
George: ME!

Movie Quote of the Day – Baby Boom, 1987 (dir. Charles Shyer)


J.C. Wiatt: Do you remember that night in the library when you asked me if all men made me nervous or if it was just you?
Dr. Jeff Cooper: Yeah.
J.C. Wiatt: I think all men make me nervous. . .except you.