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Movie Quote of the Day – Heartbreakers, 2001 (dir. David Mirkin)
Jack’s Mother: Uh, what is it you do, Mr. Staggliano?
Vinny Staggliano: College professor.
Jack’s Mother: Oh! Uh, what do you teach?
Vinny Staggliano: College stuff. What are you, a fucking cop?
Movie Quote of the Day – Serendipity, 2001 (dir. Peter Chelsom)
Jonathan: Maybe I am just getting cold feet.
Dean: I’m telling you right now British women do not age well. Eight years ago she was a luscious treat, you know, she probably looked like, you know, Baby Spice, now she could look like…
Jonathan: Old Spice.
Movie Quote of the Day – Sweet November, 2001 (dir. Pat O’Connor)
Nelson: Wow. Wow. Very, uh, Pink Flamingos.
Chaz: Oh my god. Sweetheart! He says I look like Divine!
Brandon: Ugh! That’s awful. Although you could lose a few pounds.
Chaz: Stop it.
Brandon: You stop it.
Chaz: Bitch.
Movie Quote of the Day – Gosford Park, 2001 (dir. Robert Altman)
Barnes: I think he’s got something to hide, that one.
Probert: We’ve all got something to hide, Mr. Meredith.
Movie Quote of the Day – The Royal Tenenbaums, 2001 (dir. Wes Anderson)
Announcer: That’s 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenenbaum. He’s playing the worst tennis of his life. What’s he feeling, Tex Hayward?
Tex Hayward: I don’t know, Jim, there’s obviously something wrong with him. He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks and. . .actually, I think he’s crying.
Movie Quote of the Day – Pearl Harbor, 2001 (dir. Michael Bay)
Lt. Gooz Wood: I got a girlfriend.
[awkward beat]
Lt. Billy Thompson: That’s great.
Movie Quote of the Day – Someone Like You…, 2001 (dir. Tony Goldwyn)
Jane: What are you thinking?
Eddie: I’m thinking the same thing you are, Jane. You and Ray are gonna’ live happily ever after with matching volvos and chocolate labs. See you Monday.
Jane: Did you have *any* friends growing up?
Movie Quote of the Day – A.I. Artificial Intelligence, 2001 (dir. Steven Spielberg)
Gigolo Joe: I am. . .I was.
Movie Quote of the Day – Life As A House, 2001 (dir. Irwin Winkler)
Sam: So this whole thing. . .this whole summer, having me here, was for your sake? You selfish fuck. Having me here trying to get me to like you. . .
George: No, Sam I wasn’t trying to get you to like me. I was trying to get you to love me.
Sam: Well, congratulations. . .because you fucking pulled it off!
Movie Quote of the Day – Legally Blonde, 2001 (dir. Robert Luketic)
Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle Woods: What? Like, it’s hard?
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