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Movie Quote of the Day – Wild Wild West, 1999 (dir. Barry Sonnenfeld)
Artemus Gordon: I only have one request: that you aim for my heart, my heart which has loved this country so much.
Dr. Arliss Loveless: Shoot him in the head.
Artemus Gordon: Damn.
Movie Quote of the Day – In & Out, 1997 (dir. Frank Oz)
Emily: Does anybody here know how many times I had to watch Funny Lady?
Howard: It was a sequel. She was under contract.
Emily: Fuck Barbra Streisand, and you!
Movie Quote of the Day – The Road to El Dorado, 2000 (dir. Eric ‘Bibo’ Bergeron, Will Finn, Don Paul, David Silverman)
Tulio: What’s happening here?
Miguel: We’re both in barrels. That’s the extent of my knowledge.
Movie Quote of the Day – Life As A House, 2001 (dir. Irwin Winkler)
Sam: So this whole thing. . .this whole summer, having me here, was for your sake? You selfish fuck. Having me here trying to get me to like you. . .
George: No, Sam I wasn’t trying to get you to like me. I was trying to get you to love me.
Sam: Well, congratulations. . .because you fucking pulled it off!
Movie Quote of the Day – A Fish Called Wanda, 1988 (dir. Charles Crichton)
Archie: All right, all right, I apologise.
Otto: You’re really sorry.
Archie: I’m really really sorry, I apologise unreservedly.
Otto: You take it back.
Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
Otto: OK.
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