Category Archives: Movie Quote of the Day

Movie Quote of the Day – Uncle Buck, 1989 (dir. John Hughes)

Buck Russell: I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they’re no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I’m coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.

Movie Quote of the Day – Au revoir les enfants, 1987 (dir. Louis Malle)

Julien Quentin: You scared?
[pause]
Jean Bonnet: All the time.

Movie Quote of the Day – Mermaids, 1990 (dir. Richard Benjamin)

Charlotte Flax: [voice over] Oh, I’m going to hell for sure. Here he is, talking about his dead mother and I can’t help wishing his hands were unbuttoning my dress!

Movie Quote of the Day – The Bride of Frankenstein, 1935 (dir. James Whale)

The Monster: We belong dead!

Movie Quote of the Day – The Little Foxes, 1941 (dir. William Wyler)

Regina Giddens: I hope you die. I hope you die soon. I’ll be waiting for you to die.

Movie Quote of the Day – Napoleon Dynamite, 2004 (dir. Jared Hess)

Kid on the Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

Movie Quote of the Day – In & Out, 1997 (dir. Frank Oz)

Emily: Does anybody here know how many times I had to watch Funny Lady?
Howard: It was a sequel. She was under contract.
Emily: Fuck Barbra Streisand, and you!

Movie Quote of the Day – Westworld, 1973 (dir. Michael Crichton)

Peter Martin: You talk too much.
Robot Gunslinger: You say something, boy?
Peter Martin: I said you talk too much.
Robot Gunslinger: Try to make me shut up.

Movie Quote of the Day – Earth Girls Are Easy, 1988 (dir. Julien Temple)

Mac: What is is sex?
Valerie: Sex? You know, making love. A man and a woman like each other and they take their clothes off. . .
Mac: Okay.
Valerie: No. No. No. We can’t because me and Ted are. . .well I guess we’re not. But I mean, we can’t because you’re an alien and I’m from the Valley and we may not even be, you know, anatomically corrector for each other. That could be a real problem [Mac’s pants unzip] No problem. But I mean, no, no, no. It just wouldn’t work. I mean you’re from out of town. The phone bills would just be hell.
Mac: Shh. . .
Valerie: I didn’t want you to think Earth girls were easy.
Mac: What is “easy”?
Valerie: This is “easy”.

Movie Quote of the Day – Alice, 1990 (dir. Woody Allen)

Alice Tate: I’ve experienced a double blow. A husband who loved me once, I know that he no longer does. And a man I met recently and developed strong feelings for now doesn’t seem to want me.
Dr. Yang: Love. Love is most complex emotion. Human beings unpredictable. No logic to emotions. Where there is no logic, there is no rational thought. Where there is no rational thought, there can be much romance but much suffering.
Alice Tate: Gee, I. . .I feel like I’m adrift, like I’ve been cut loose. A while ago I had a routine life, with feelings I understood. A husband, a home.
Dr. Yang: Mrs. Tate had illusion of happiness. Upon closer observation, not very honest husband, not very honest with self.
Alice Tate: I’m frightened.
Dr. Yang: Freedom is frightening feeling.