Category Archives: Movie Quote of the Day

Movie Quote of the Day – Goodfellas, 1990 (dir. Martin Scorsese)

Henry Hill: You’re a pistol, you’re really funny. You’re really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I’m funny?
Henry Hill: It’s funny, you know. It’s a good story, it’s funny, you’re a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It’s just, you know. You’re just funny, it’s… funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What’s funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He’s a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus…
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just… ya know… you’re funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just… you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don’t know, you said it. How do I know? You said I’m funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what’s funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

Movie Quote of the Day – Braindead (Dead Alive), 1992 (dir. Peter Jackson)

Father McGruder: Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention! [beat] I kick ass for the Lord!

Movie Quote of the Day – Blue Velvet, 1986 (dir. David Lynch)

Sandy Williams: I had a dream. In fact, it was on the night I met you. In the dream, there was our world, and the world was dark because there weren’t any robins and the robins represented love. And for the longest time, there was this darkness. And all of a sudden, thousands of robins were set free and they flew down and brought this blinding light of love. And it seemed that love would make any difference, and it did. So, I guess it means that there is trouble until the robins come.

Movie Quote of the Day – A Fish Called Wanda, 1988 (dir. Charles Crichton)

Archie: All right, all right, I apologise.
Otto: You’re really sorry.
Archie: I’m really really sorry, I apologise unreservedly.
Otto: You take it back.
Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
Otto: OK.

Movie Quote of the Day – Inventing The Abbotts, 1997 (dir. Pat O’Connor)

Helen Holt: There’s different kinds of love. Some people you love no matter what. And others you love if the situation is right. To me, the best kind of love is the “no matter what” kind.

Movie Quote of the Day – The Full Monty, 1997 (dir. Peter Cattaneo)

Dave: Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.

Movie Quote of the Day – I ♥ Huckabees, 2004 (dir. David O. Russell)

Dawn Campbell: There’s glass between us. You can’t deal with my infinite nature can you?
Brad Stand: That is so not true. Wait, what does that even mean?

Movie Quote of the Day – Back To The Future, 1985 (dir. Robert Zemeckis)

George McFly: Hey, you! Get your damn hands off her!

Movie Quote of the Day – Clerks., 1994 (dir. Kevin Smith)

Randal: This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.

Movie Quote of the Day – Kindergarten Cop, 1990 (dir. Ivan Reitman)

Joyce: You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don’t want to turn your back on it.