Category Archives: Movie Quote of the Day
Movie Quote of the Day – As Good As It Gets, 1997 (dir. James L. Brooks)
Carol Connelly: OK, we all have these terrible stories to get over, and you-…
Melvin Udall: It’s not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that’s their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you’re that pissed that so many others had it good.
Movie Quote of the Day – Adventures in Babysitting, 1987 (dir. Chris Columbus)
Gang Leader: Don’t fuck with the Lords of Hell.
[grabs his knife]
Chris: Don’t fuck with the babysitter.
Movie Quote of the Day – Meet Joe Black, 1998 (dir. Martin Brest)
Butler: You’re a peanut butter man now, eh, sir?
Joe Black: Yes, I believe I am.
Movie Quote of the Day – Rocky, 1976 (dir John G. Avildsen)
Adrian Pennino: You want a roommate?
Rocky Balboa: Absolutely.
Movie Quote of the Day – The Big Lebowski, 1998 (dir. Joel and Ethan Coen)
The Dude: They gave the Dude a beeper, so whenever these guys call–
Walter: What if it’s during a game?
The Dude: I told him if it was during league play–
Donny: If what’s during league play?
Walter: Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
Movie Quote of the Day – Vanilla Sky, 2001 (dir. Cameron Crowe)
David: Do you remember what you told me once? That every passing minute is a another chance to turn it all around.
Sofía: I’ll find you again.
David: I’ll see you in another life… when we are both cats.
Guest Post: Movie Quote(s) of the Day from Quotabl.es
Hello, Cinema Fanatics!
I’m here to tell you a little bit about a new quotations website and database called Quotables. We’ve taken the traditional quotations dictionary and transformed it into social, simple to use resource for the Web. Quotables makes sure your favourite quotes are never forgotten, keeping your quote collection in one place and making it easy to share your favourite quotes with your friends.
We’re also big film buffs, and delighted that Marya agreed to have us. Here are our Top 10 classic film quotes. We’ve picked our favourites and removed the cliches. Enjoy!
1. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
— Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride, http://quotabl.es/quotes/4837
2. Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying! THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
— Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own, http://quotabl.es/quotes/4841
3. You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do…I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.
—Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? http://quotabl.es/quotes/5557
4. That’s quite a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing. I approve.
— James Bond, Diamonds are Forever, http://quotabl.es/quotes/6933
5. And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
— Homeschooled Boy, Mean Girls, http://quotabl.es/quotes/4857
6. Vivian: Nice costume.
Elle: I like your costume too. Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde, http://quotabl.es/quotes/6629
7. Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
— Franz Leibkind, The Producers, http://quotabl.es/quotes/6717
8. Kurt: I’m Kurt. I’m eleven. I’m incorrigible.
Maria: Congratulations.
Kurt: What’s “incorrigible”?
— Kurt Von Trapp, The Sound of Music, http://quotabl.es/quotes/6669
9. Max Fischer: I like your nurse’s uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?
— Max Fischer, Rushmore, http://quotabl.es/quotes/6513
10. WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB! We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
— Kim Pine, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, http://quotabl.es/quotes/8365
Movie Quote of the Day – Bridget Jones’s Diary, 2001 (dir. Sharon Maguire)
Bridget: Where the fuck’s the fucking tuna? [beat] This is Bridget Jones, for Sit Up Britain, searching for tuna.
Movie Quote of the Day – The American President, 1995 (dir. Rob Reiner)
Leo: What is it…what is it?
Sydney: A ham.
Leo: [beat] A ham?
Sydney: He sent me a Virginia ham.
Leo’s Secretary: Dig it, Ms. Wade. You’re the President’s girlfriend.
Leo: There’s never an egg timer around when you need one.
Movie Quote of the Day – Hable con ella (Talk To Her), 2002 (dir. Pedro Almodóvar)
Benigno: Talk to her. Tell her that.
Marco: I’d like to but she can’t hear me.
Benigno: Why are you so sure about that?
Marco: Because her brain is turned off.
Benigno: A woman’s brain is a mystery, and in this state even more so. You have to pay attention to women, talk to them, be thoughtful occasionally. Caress them. Remember they exist, they’re alive and they matter to us. That’s the only therapy. I know from experience.
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