Yearly Archives: 2013

Movie Quote of the Day – The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, 2010 (dir. David Slade)

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Charlie Swan:  Hey, hey, hey. . .Easy, guys, easy. . .Let’s take it down a notch, all right? What’s going on?
Jacob Black: [beat] I kissed Bella. [beat And she broke her hand. [beatPunching my face. [beatIt was a complete misunderstanding.

Movie Quote of the Day – Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, 2009 (dir. Mark Waters)

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Uncle Wayne: One day you’re gonna wake up with some chick, spooning, you know, thinking about love. And at that moment, you have gotta get up. You do not walk, You do not get your shoes, run the hell out of there. Because maybe not the next day or the next week, but sometime in the future, you’re gonna get crushed. Again. And you don’t wanna feel that way, do you?
Teenage Connor: No.
Uncle Wayne: No.
Connor Mead: Yep.

Movie Quote of the Day – The Last Samurai, 2003 (dir. Edward Zwick)

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Katsumoto: You believe. . .a man can change his destiny?
Algren: I believe a man does what he can. . .until his destiny is revealed.

Movie Quote of the Day – Shallow Hal, 2001 (dir. Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly)

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Hal: Let me ask you something. Who is the all-time love of your life?
Mauricio: [ponders] Wonder Woman.
Hal: Okay. . .let’s say Wonder Woman falls in love with you. And everyone else in the world didn’t find her attractive.
Mauricio: It wouldn’t matter. Because I know they’d be wrong.
Hal: See! That’s what I had with Rosemary! I saw a knockout, I don’t care what anybody else saw!
Mauricio: I hadn’t thought about it that way. I guess I really did screw you, huh?

Movie Quote of the Day – Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 2002 (dir. Chris Columbus)

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Draco Malfoy: Scared, Potter?
Harry: You wish.

Movie Quote of the Day – Broken Flowers, 2005 (dir. Jim Jarmusch)

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Sun Green: Are you okay?
Don Johnston: Uhh, it was just a minor misunderstanding.

Movie Quote of the Day – Office Space, 1999 (dir. Mike Judge)

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Milton Waddams:  And I said, I. . .I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and–
Peter Gibbons: Okay, Milton.
Milton Waddams: Oh, no, it’s not okay because if they, if they take my, my stapler, then I’ll, I’ll have to. . .I’ll set the building on fire.
Peter Gibbons: Okay, that sounds great. I’ll talk to you later, alright? Bye.

Movie Quote of the Day – Appaloosa, 2008 (dir. Ed Harris)

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Randall Bragg: I told you you’d never hang me, Cole.
Virgil Cole: Never ain’t here yet.

Movie Quote of the Day – Black Narcissus, 1947 (dir. Michael Powell, Emeric Pressburger)

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Sister Clodagh: You are objectionable when sober, and abominable when drunk!
Mr. Dean: I quite agree.

Movie Quote of the Day – Skin Deep, 1989 (dir. Blake Edwards)

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Zach: What would you do if I told you I’ve been celibate for six months?
Alex: Cross my legs.